-- You may be redneck...
if your family tree doesn't fork.
if your family tree doesn't fork.
Related:
- Why doesn't your family tree fork?
- You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
- You may be redneck... if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
- You may be redneck... if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
- You may be redneck... if anyone in your family rassles `gators for money.
- You may be redneck... if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
- You may be redneck... if the family business requires a lookout.
- You may be redneck... if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
- You may be redneck... if you go to family reunions to meet women.
