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• Take heart, programs never run the first time (and complex programs never run at all).
• Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time, But if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
• As of next Thursday, all terminal input will be line-at-a-time. Please update your programs.
• You may be redneck... if your all-time favorite movie is "Deliverance.
• You may be redneck... if your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
• May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive.
• If at first you succeed, don't let your boss know or he will expect it all the time.
• On the first day of layoffs, my manager said to me.
  ........... "Send your lyrics in Now! The 70 days of layoffs is the all season carol of the 1990s!...
• You may be redneck... if your parents are first cousins.