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• A tourist leaves Bogolusa on his way to Opalousa, and is quite confused about the names of the various cities through which he passes.
  Stopping at long last for a late lunch, he enters a fast food chain restaurant....
• Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
• To see which way the tides are flowing, you have to feel the tea leaves.
  -- New-age cliche hall of fame...
• I just want to let you know that there is a brand new Jewish Singles Mailing > List for the 30 Plus age group.
  I sincerely HOPE you remain single lest you pollute the internet with the genes of your progeny in addition to your own....
• I can only tell you that I sincerely wish that I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
• Everything you know is wrong!
• Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...