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• It was love at first sight between the handsome libertine and the appealing young prostitute.
  He swept her off her back!...
• It is idle to attempt to talk a young woman out of her passio
  love does not lie in the ear. -- Walpole...
• The difference between prose and poetry. For example
  "There was a young lady from the Khyber Pass, Who went into the Ganges up to her knees....
• Jimmy Stewart played the father on a southern plantation when a young man came to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage.
  The father asked, "Well, do you like her?" The young man responded " - I love her!...
• Lord have mercy, Mrs. Tugwell just had her sixteenth young 'un.
  She said she had so many young 'uns she'd run out of names--to call her husband. -- Minnie Pearl...
• There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
  She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way....
• A man does not attain wisdom until he starts to realize that he is not indispensible.
• Did you hear about the fun-loving young lady who insists she won't even consider marriage until she's gotten some experience under her belt.
• One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
  He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him ....