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  Homer: Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman....
• Business is like a wheelbarrow. Nothing ever happens until you start pushing.
• Manual? ... What manual ?!? This is Unix, My son, You just GOTTA Know!!!
• Quote #601 Most documentation starts as hastily scrawled notes from sleep-deprived developers who weren't necessarily hired for their keen communication skills.
  Those notes are then fleshed out by recently graduated English majors who have spent their last four years immersed in works of fiction....
• Life is like riding an elevator. It has a lot of ups and downs and someone is always pushing your buttons.
  Sometimes you get the shaft, but what really bothers you are the jerks....
• It's not in the manual !!!!!
• Skinner: Hmm. These campaign buttons are all partisan.
  Don't you have any neutral ones? "May the better man win?...
• We have been pushing the idea George Bush is going to make matters much, much worse by holding the line on taxes, a balanced budget amendment.
  .. -- Vice President Dan Quayle while on "CBS This Morning," 10/27/92....
• To live and die in scenes like this, With some we 've left behind us.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- As slow our Ship...