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• If time stopped, would we notice it?
• We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.
  -- Mark Twai...
• GTIFCIWHTKSO: Good Thing It's Friday Cuz I Would Have To Kill Someone Otherwise
• We're not afraid, its just that we have this thing about death.
• It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there.
  Hunters would be all confused. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there.
  Hunters would be all confused. -- Steven Wrigh...
• We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
• We are restless because of incessant change, but we would be frightened if change were stopped.
  -- Lyman Lloyd Bryso...
• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...