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• Let them eat cache.
• Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.
• If you eat Twinkies Lite, do you kill one third less people?
  No, but you get a much lighter sentence...
• REAL PROGRAMMERS don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies.
  And Szechwan food. Do not go to eat Szechwan food with a group of REAL PROGRAMMERS unless you are prepared to argue bitterly over the last spring roll....
• Joachim: "They're requesting communications, sir." Kha
  Let them eat static!" -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• Make them eat wake.
• Leprechauns hide in Twinkies.
• Real programmers don't eat quiche. Real programmers don't even know how to spell quiche.
  They like Twinkies, Old Coke, palate-scorching Szechwan food, and Tacos....
• Cows are vegetarians, let us eat some beef.