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• Bill Clinton stars in Taxula. Premiered Jan. 20, 1993!
• Yes, son, long ago, mail was written with pen and paper.
• Bill. [tosses into wastebasket] Bill. [tosses into wastebasket] Summons.
  [tosses into wastebasket] Bill....
• My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.