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• A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
• External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
• Why is it that you always have to rummage through the wastebasket for a note right after you've just emptied your ashtray?
• Mathematicians are the least expensive researchers to support.
  All they need is pencils, paper, and a wastebasket -- and when they turn philosopher, they don't even need the wastebasket!...
• The other day I bought a wastebasket and carried it home in a paper bag.
  And when I got home I put the paper bag in the wastebasket. -- Lily Tomli...
• There goes Bill!
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Just when you think you've finally hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
• Just when you think you've finally hit bottom, someone tosses you an anchor.