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• Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carso
• It's an older code sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.
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• The early bird gets the early worm.
• SATYRIASIS -- early to bed early to rise.
• Improve mail delivery... mail the posties their pay!!
• Early dead, early wed. -- Hoary English Proverb
• Mail server hit by UniSpammer.
• AMM: Answer My Mail
• Mailmen do it at the mail boxes.