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• CHICAGO: Where the dead still vote... early and often!
• Early to rise and early to bed Makes a man healthy, but socially dead.
  -- The Wheel of Morality (Animaniacs)...
• Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
  -- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic...
• Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead. -- James Thurbe
• It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
  -- Chinese Proverb...
• If you would live healthy, be old early. Spanish Proverb
• There is no economy in going to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. Chinese Proverb
• Chicago, n.: Where the dead still vote ... early and often!