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• MAIDEN AUNT: A girl who never had the sense to say "uncle.
• Once upon a time, a four-year-old boy was visiting his uncle and aunt.
  He was a very outspoken little boy and ofttimes had to be censured to say the right thing at the right time....
• WEAKLING -- a girl who means " no " but can't say it.
• Bachelor: one who never Mrs. a girl.
• You can grovel with a lover, you can grovel with a friend, You can grovel with your boss, and it never has to end.
  (chorus) Grovel, grovel, grovel, every night and every day, Grovel, grovel, grovel, in your own peculiar way....
• I wouldn't want to say that Babs down in accounting is promiscuou
  he fellow commented to an office buddy, "but she's the only girl I've ever dated who had a condom-vending machine on the wall of her john....
• Then there was the one about the whimsical masturbator who had an offbeat sense of humor.
• I had written to Aunt Maud, who was on a trip abroad.
  When I heard she'd died of cramp, just too late to save the stamp. -- Harry Graham...
• I'm never through with a girl until I've had her three ways. -- J. F. Kennedy