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Mad at your neighbor? Buy his kid a drum set!
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Murphy's Third Law for Husbands: The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.
Buy a kid a $50 toy, and he'll play with the box.
Be thankful... I could be your neighbor.
If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.
If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum. --Chinese Curse
It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire.
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
Never name your kid 'Void'; he'll never be able to get his checks cashed.
A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.
-- Trygve Lie...
