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• I loved him like a brothel. -- S. J. Perelma
• Democracy can withstand anything but democrates. -- J. Harshaw 1904
• Playing the violin must be like making love--all or nothing. -- Isaac Ste
• There is nothing like a good painstaking survey full of decimal points and guarded generalizations to put a glaze like a Sung vase on your eyeball.
  -- S. J. Perelma...
• You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat.
  -- _The Boys of Summer_...
• If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located, well-cushioned showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes from Broadway, I'll be on this corner tomorrow at 11 with my tongue hanging out.
  -- S. J. Perelma...
• If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located, well-cushioned showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes from Broadway, I'll be on this corner tomorrow at 11 with my tongue hanging out.
  -- S. J. Perelma...
• I acquired my contact lenses a day or two later and they worked superbly.
  To insert them was but the work of a moment: all I had to do was pry open my eyes with a buttonhook, force the lenses in, and gulp as though swallowing a Chincoteague oyster....
• A violin minus the bow.