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• LOVE: When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.
• You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.
• The worst thing is when you have to kill someone you love because they're SATAN. -- Judy Tenuda
• When you love someone all your saved wishes start coming out. -- Elizabeth Bowe
• If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
• LOVE: When you don't want someone too close-- because you're very sensitive to pleasure.
• Love was when you thought someone was so great that they should always be happy, and you wanted to be part of making them happy.
  In love is when you feel so good around someone that you always want to be around them....
• Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
  Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....
• Obsession is when you can't live without that person.
  Infatuation is when you feel like you'll die when that person isn't around you....