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• Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
• The worst thing is when you have to kill someone you love because they're SATAN. -- Judy Tenuda
• Love is missing someone even when they're with you.
• Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible, and now I must hold out for what I thought we had.
  I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me....
• Happiness is seeing someone you love ...until they see you and close the blinds. -- Dan Goodma
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• Love was when you thought someone was so great that they should always be happy, and you wanted to be part of making them happy.
  In love is when you feel so good around someone that you always want to be around them....
• Someone close to you is taking advantage of your trust.