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• The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you anymore" The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside.
  He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young But I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won And I have this intuition that it's all for your fun And now will you tell me why?...
• Please check your firearm at the door.
• I'd love to, but... I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
  -- 14 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
• Check your hormones at the door. THANKS -- The Manageme
• Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.