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• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
  Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
• Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
  ] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know?
  I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out....
• Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!
  ! Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen!...
• Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list? Chandle
  Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit....
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....