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• Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. --Kin Hubbard
• Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. -- Kin Hubbard
• A good listener is usually thinking about something else. -- Kin Hubbard
• The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. -- Kin Hubbard
• It makes no difference what it is, a woman will buy anything she thinks a store is losing money on.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought. -- Kin Hubbard
• A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
  -- Kin Hubbard...