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• Look, mom: *A*** ****** NO CARRIER
• Look, mom: No disk drive!
• Look, mom: No keyboard!
• Look, mom: No memory!
• Look, mom: No monitor!
• I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
  -- Garry Shandling...
• Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
  -- Lisa rides the pony at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• My modem can beat up your modem!
• A modem in every computer!