Mom, Look, I Found Something More Fun Than Complaining!

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• I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
  -- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Gatekeeper: Name, please. Homer: Simpson family.
  Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously] Well, we're not....
• Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch", but the culottes say "You're paying".
  -- At the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• You kids should thank your mother. Now that she's a better person, we can see how awful we really are.
  -- Homer at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Lisa: Come on, Mom, you never treat yourself to anything.
  Marge: Oh sure I do. I treated myself to Sanka not three days ago....
• Everybody, keep smiling, and I know we're going to fit right in.
  -- Marge, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Lisa: Just buy [the suit]. You don't have to rationalize everything.
  Marge: All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy....
• Don't worry, Marge. [Susan's] idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
  -- Evelyn, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...