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• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia.
• Pardon my driving, officer, I was trying to reload!
• I prefer not to call it speeding but spirited driving.
• Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
  I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....
• I was driving my car around, I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal.
  Just to confuse people behind me. I hit the gas and the brake lights go on....
• Monica is in her bed but can't fall asleep] Monica (voiceover)
  If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes....
• Another time we were driving up the highway and saw a bindery named Muscle Bound.
  I said to my parents "Jeff thinks he's muscle-bound" to which he replied "Muscle-bound?...
• When I'm driving down the highway I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky and smile, in case somebody's taking a satellite picture.