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• Bedfellow's Rule: The one who snores will fall asleep first.
• The one who snores will fall asleep first. -- BEDFELLOWS RULE
• Why does the person that snores always fall asleep first?
• ANAESTHETISTS do it until you fall asleep
• while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep()
• There is only one thing worse than dreaming you are at a conference and waking up to find that you are at a conference
  and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep....
• I never fall asleep driving. I wake up driving!
• One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
• It is better to sound a person with whom one deals afar off, than to fall upon the point at first.
  -- Fred Baco...