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• Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
• Hell, we don't even drive trucks anymore. We drive simple little Japanese cars with air bags.
  In the old days we used to rip out the seat belts and fly through the windshield ready for action....
• Seat Belts, We don't need no stinking Seat Belts. -- Famous Last Word
• Guns cause crime like seat belts cause accidents.
• Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
  Lisa: We don't have seat belts. Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp. -- "Otto Show...
• Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmissio
• Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.
  I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death....
• I like doing things to help people. People don't wear their seat belts anymore.
  I figure, I'll make fuzzy clothes and make seats out of Velcro. -- Andy Andrew...