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• Somehow, it never hurts to step back occasionally and ask youself "Am I contributing to the solution of the problem or aiding in making a bigger problem?
• I said, "Doctor, it hurts when I do that." (Moves arm) He said, "Don't do it then.
• It never hurts to help! -- Eek the Cat.
• Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? No, but I bet it hurts like hell.
• I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
  -- Alfred Hitchcock...
• Will Rogers should've also said, "I never met a Scout I didn't like.
• Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch.
• Life is like a brick. Drop it on your toe and it hurts.
• I have feelings too - like "My stomach hurts" or "I'm going crazy!
  -- Homer to Lisa in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...