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• How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child. SHAKESPEARE
• How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Lear -- Act i, Sc. 4...
• The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth.
  Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression. -- Robert Benchley...
• One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
  -- Erma Brombeck...
• A child tells in the street what its father and mother say at home. -- The Talmud
• Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
• There is only one beautiful child in the world, and every mother has it. -- Stephen Leacock