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• Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all. -- Thomas J. Kopp
• Life sucks, but Death swallows!
• He deserves death'. 'Deserves it! I daresay he does.
  Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life....
• Life in a vacuum sucks.
• Life sucks, but does it swallow?
• The day your life sucks and you put a gun in your mouth
  2 minutes later they'll have your lotto numbers on the TV, some hot chick will call you and ask you out, your boss will call in with a promotion and your parents will call and apologize for making childhood suck....
• When the idealisms of life are stripped away, all that is left is the cold fact that life sucks.
• Reincarnation: Life sucks, then you die. Then life sucks again.
• No arts, no letters, no society, and which is worst of all, continual fear and danger of violent death, and the life of man solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
  -- Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679) -- The Leviathan, Part i, Chap. xviii...