Life sucks, but Death swallows!
- CAL Sucks; UCLA Swallow
- Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.... -- Thomas J. Kopp
- Life in a vacuum sucks.
- Life sucks, but does it swallow?
- Reincarnation: Life sucks, then you die. Then life sucks again.
- Life sucks. -- Al Bundy from "Married with Childre
- Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
- Life sucks. Get a helmet. -- Denis Leary