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• I'm *still* waiting to see Julia Child prepare roast roadkill.
• It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
  -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine....
• VACATION: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday life-style to recuperate.
• Kinda like life itself.
• Child Support: Taxation without representation in child's life.
• To abuse wine is to abuse life itself.
• The proper time to influence the character of a child is about a hundred years before he is born.
  -- Dean Inge...
• Proper treatment will cure a cold in seven days, but left to itself, a cold will hang on for a week.
  -- Darrell Huff...