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• Life itself is the proper binge. -- Julia Child
• I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
• FAST, and not WORRYing over which roadKILL I could have used for FOOD.
• It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
  -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine....
• I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
  -- E. M. Forster, as a small child...
• I'm still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
• Third Law of Kitchen Confusion: You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
  Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato....
• I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!