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• Life is just a party and party weren't meant to last.
• Fungi: the life of the party.
• It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.
  -- Gore Vidal...
• Bart: Man, I thought Mom was going to scream me stupid.
  She didn't even raise her voice. Lisa: I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset....
• Life is just one big beta test cycle.
• Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!
• I'm one-of-a-kind. (Just what kind, nobody's really sure.)
• Life is one long process of getting tired. -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)