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• An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
• Let us fill your crack! -- Sign on an asphalt truck
• Marge: That pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for two weeks.
  [looking at a pizza delivery truck conspicuously equipped with a satellite dish] [inside the truck, loaded with electronic snooping equipment] Marge's voice...
• 'Satisfaction Guaranteed or double your trash back.' -- Seen on the back of a Denver garbage truck
• Homer: Get away, damn it! Run for your lives! Worker #1
  I'll take a rocket pop! Worker #2: What can I get for thirty cents!...
• A flush is better than a full house. -- Sign Seen On Plumbers Truck
• Somebody's moggy, by the side of the road, Somebody's pussy
  who forgot his highway code, Somebody's favourite feline, who ran clean out of luck, When he ran onto the road, and tried to argue with a truck....
• You should remove your files.
• May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.