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• Crack baby crack, show me you're real...
• It doesn't take a sledgehammer to crack eggs, but it works!
• Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
• Let us fill your crack! -- Sign on an asphalt truck
• Take a SysOp out to lunch; he's probably broke!
• Let me take you a button-hole lower. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lo
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• When my fist clenches crack it open, Before I use it and lose my cool.
  When I smile tell me some bad news, Before I laugh and act like a fool....
• Wait! Let me rephrase that ...