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• You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
• You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You remember Rod Serling strictly for narrating "The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You always sleep *face down* (think about it!).
• You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
  You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....
• You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
  You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....
• There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money
  he second that you have something to say that you think the world should know...
• It's not what you know, it's what you think you know. -- Steve Marti