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• Let the doors of Pain be opened!
• Never rent a car to a racecar driver...!
• I will not drive the principal's car.
• See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
  -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Car around the inside of a cheerio.
• Woke up, got up, wandered around, opened a window, saw a bulldozer....
• There are some really dumb folks around. There was this guy that caught a terrible cold, sitting in his car, waiting for the ticket booth to open at the Drive-In Theater.
  The feature, on the board "Opening in the Spring....
• I drive a mussel car - with overhead clams.