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• A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where there's a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
  -- Jerry Seinfeld...
• JOB INTERVIEW: The excruciating process during which personnel officers separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
• A beer never has a headache. -- Women vs. Bee
• A beer never needs a shave. -- Men vs. Bee
• Beer is never late -- Women vs. Bee
• A Moderator's job is never done!
• Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Wi
• When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.
  Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already dead....