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• Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska, and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash register.
  "Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, you could say that," answers the old man....
• East Asia: 23 million, 10 million in Cambodia alone.
  Mideast, North Africa, and Central Asia: 55 million Eastern and Central Europe...
• We have some absolutely irrefutable statistics to show exactly why you are so tired.
  There are not as many people actually working as you may have thought....
• Black people have never rioted. A riot is what white people think blacks are involved in when they burn stores.
  -- Julius Leste...
• People are now taking shotguns to UFO sightings. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
  '" -- Bill Hick...
• Whadda ya mean FIRED?!
• Whadda ya mean, "we"?
• The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one.
  Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. -- Benny Hill...
• I had never been too political, but I knew how white people treated black people and it was hard for me to come back to the bullshit white people put a black person through in this country.
  To realize you don't have any power to make things different is a bitch. -- Miles Davi...