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• Lawyers do it in their briefs.
• Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs.
• OLD LAWYERS never die, they just loose their briefs.
• Bart: Do you wear boxers or briefs? Homer: [checking] Nope.
  Bart: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life....
• Is a female lawyer without her briefs, a solicitor?
• Lightspeed briefs: style and comfort for the discriminating crotch." -announce
• Lawyers are extraterrestrials.
• Micro Channel Architectures (MCA): IBM's new bus that carries information in 32-bit packets.
  The first bus developed solely by lawyers, it is considered copy-proof (the theory being that no one would want anything created by lawyers)....
• Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
  Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's Hollywood for ya....