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• I remember Massingbird's most famous case - the Case of the Bloody Knife.
  A man was found next to the murdered body. He had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses had seen him stab the victim, and when the police arrived, he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard"....
• Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
  Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
• Just ignore him. He has no idea what he's talking about.
• Bit off more than my mind could chew, Shower or suicide, what do I do?
  -- Julie Brown, "Will I Make it Through the Eighties?...
• Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
  Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....
• I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
  On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
• I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
  On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
• Oral Roberts is sure the end is near, but he has hired two extra people to work on his listeners, to put him into their will!