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• Heisenberg slept here, unless you look, in which case not.
• There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.
  -- Cutler Webster's Law...
• The smallest hole will empty the largest container, unless it is made intentionally for drainage, in which case it will clog.
  -- Grissom's Conundrum...
• Cutler Webster's Law: There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.
• Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed
• MEGABOGUE (1987-) Megabogue's music has been described as "anal sadistic", "creative lionism", and "a load of shit" by various critics of differing intellectual standards over the years.
  The crux of their music is a complete lack of talent or effort put into their recordings....
• Ordinarily, two half truths beget total error, unless the Government tells them, in which case they may well create chaos.
• A book is the work of a mind, doing its work in the way that a mind deems best.
  That's dangerous. Is the work of some mere individual mind likely to serve the aims of collectively accepted compromises, which are known in the schools as 'standards'?...
• Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why so few engage in it. -- HENRY FORD