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• Heisenberg slept here, unless you look, in which case not.
• To an empty mind, even the smallest idea seems important.
• Laws don't work, unless they merely codify generally accepted behavior, in which case they are probably unnecessary.
  -- tom@genie.slhs.udel.edu...
• There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.
  -- Cutler Webster's Law...
• Cutler Webster's Law: There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.
• Prime Minister MacDonald] has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.
  -- Winston Churchill...
• Prime Minister MacDonald] has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.
  -- Winston Churchill...