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• Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
• In case of nuclear attack: 1) Stand with feet shoulder width apart.
  2) Bend over to a 90 degree angle. 3) Face backwards. 4) Kiss your ass goodbye....
• The birds may kiss the bees goodbye, The buttercup.
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