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• Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. -- Romans 12:18
• . . . UNIX for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. -- Matthew 19:12 (?)
• Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! -- The Blues Brothe
• Work like hell, tell everyone everything you know, close a deal with a handshake, and have fun.
  -- Harold "Doc" Edgerton, summing up his life's philosophy, shortly before dying at the age of 86....
• Wiggum: All right, get in there. Lou: You're going _down_.
  Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh?...
• Curiosity may kill the cat, but a 12 gauge is quicker!
• I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her.
  -- Hoyt Axton in a marvelous Pizza Hut commercial...
• Adopt me Or I'll KILL YOU (Skitz)