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• Word processors, Like hot cakes selling, Correct our typing - and our spelling!
  But that machine we're truly seeking Erases errors, when we're speaking.......
• Add one little bit on the end... Think of 'potatoe,' how's it spelled?
  You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya go....
• There is no "A" in "KERNEL"!
• Macho is a very slippery thing. You don't read about it, you don't write about it, you don't even know the correct spelling of the word.
  In a vain attempt to keep some semblance of masculinity, I didn't research the roots of the word while writing this article, but I can only assume that "macho" comes from "machismo," which sounds a hell of a lot like machine....
• Boredom in the Kernel.
• ZANTHOXYLUM Same as Xanthoxylum. The word most often saved for a triple word score in Scrabble.
  (C'mon guys, couldn't you find a sensible way of spelling it?...
• panic: kernal segmentation violation. core dumped (only kidding)
• The kernel license has expired
• %5d segmap kernel page