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• Your illness license has expired: Report back to health immediately.
• Your tagline hunting license has expired. Lose 2 packets.
• OPTIMIST: Someone who goes down to the marriage bureau to see if his license has expired.
• This tagline has expired.
• My face is new, my license is expired, and I'm under a doctor's care!!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• There is no "A" in "KERNEL"!
• Someone has messed up the kernel pointe
• Microsoft Fights Linux -- By Contributing Kernel Patches If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
  .. and then destory 'em. That seems to be the new Microsoft strategy for dealing with Linux....
• Nature has neither kernel nor shell; she is everything at once. -- Goethe