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• Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.
  My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy, shouldn't the father forgive the son?...
• K'Ehleyr: "You talk like a Ferengi!" -- "Reunion", Stardate unknow
• Alexander: "Are you my father?" Worf: "Yes...I am your father." -- "Reunion", Stardate unknow
• For what it's worth, I understand your bitterness. With respect sir, you cannot.
  I am asked to give up the very lifeblood of my mother and my father to those who murdered them....
• K'Ehleyr: "What shall I tell Alexander, that he has no father?" -- "Reunion", Stardate unknow
• Spock: "I did not anticipate such a passionate response to my arrival.
  Pardek: "Romulans are passionate people. The Vulcans will learn to appreciate that quality in us....
• Homer: How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees?
  And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?...
• Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
  As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely to hear God'....
• Heredity: Something every Father tends to believe, until his son starts acting like an idiot.