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• My computer isn't that nervous, it's just a bit ANSI.
• Keep your values off my family.
• Just a 2 bit programmer on a 32 bit machine.
• Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family of DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their PROPERTY VALUES!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god! I danced with a gay!
  Marge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone....
• Bart: Oh, good: somebody's shadow. I'll just turn and brag about my work.
  [turns] Aah! Marge: Bart, you've graffito-tagged public property!...
• My bit bucket runneth over...
• Family values: My family is good, your family sucks.
• Hurricanes increase property value: Andrew just made mine waterfront!