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• NEUTRON BOMB: An explosive device of limited military value because
  as it only destroys people without destroying property, it must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property....
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• eutron bomb, n: An explosive device of limited military value because, as it only destroys people without destroying property, it must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.
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