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• My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time!
• There's times peoples just be tired of peoples.
• Bob: Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson! [calling] Hello, Bart!
  [Bart ducks] He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times....
• We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
• Just a harmless little fuzzball.
• Just jiggle it a little, it'll open.
• GREATBIGOSAURUS Last of the great dinosaurs, the Greatbigosaurus became extinct just last week, when it got run down by a film-crew on its way to film a Traffic Accident Commission commercial.
  Well, come on, if you were 65 million years old, you'd be a little slow crossing the street too....
• We have to slow down first! BULLSHIT! Just stop this thing! I order you!