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• We can't stop! Its too dangerous! We have to slow down first!
• Marge: I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!
  Homer: If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!...
• You have to regard everything I say with suspicion - I may be trying to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently.
  -- J....
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• With women, the aging thing's terrible. We just fall apart.
  First thing that goes on you is your butt ... BAM ....
• We give up leisure in order that we may have leisure, just as we go to war in order that we may have peace.
  -- Aristotle...
• We passed them! Stop this thing!
• Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
  No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....
• Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
  [a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...